The Shit Dreams Are Made Of.

May 20

Anonymous asked: Yo rake.Tell me about your friends.

Well they like to play this game where they find ways to hide from me for not so long lengths of time. I guess they do not appreciate the nice face jobs I give them for free. Of course they tend to stop living after the mass amount of blood loss. Oh well, I can always make more.

Would you like to be my friend?

tsalal asked: Do rakes poop in the woods?

Nope. I do however find human toes to be quite the spot to deposit my waste. The slenders shit in the woods. Grotesque creatures.

Anonymous asked: -Shivers in fear- You are so cool :D but you scare me at the same time :P. My question is Would you ever kill your loving fans? I hope not... O_o I think "The Rake" would make a nice horror movie too ^_^

Loving fans……. If you are of use to me your fate is sealed “loving fan” or not. Also I do not think I would like to become like “Slendy” With all of his new found popularity he… They have become soft. Long answers short. Yes I would end one or all of my loving fans, and no I am not fond of a horror movie made in my image 

Nov 14

jujuhorrorfanrps asked: Do you sleep?

Nope I just go into periods of of non movement where I have this live creature and I dig into their back then whisper sweet nothings into their ears while they sob in sweet pain.

Oct 18

jujuhorrorfanrps asked: Is the cake really that good?

Nope I don’t like cake.

Oct 17

jujuhorrorfanrps asked: *wakes up very weakly with a white figure sitting next to her* Rake? What are you doing here?

* Screeches at the wall* I am eating all of your cake. None for you.

Oct 15

jujuhorrorfanrps asked: uh thanks, Rake. how long will you stalk me?

For however long I feel is necessary. You will never know.

Oct 14

jujuhorrorfanrps asked: do you want a dead body of me? i can give you that if you want.

It’s no fun when your prey wants to die =/ Nah you can keep your human breathing and such. I might stalk you for a bit but I will let you live. See you around.

Oct 12

jujuhorrorfanrps asked: hi rake.

Hello random person. How are your arms today? Fleshy I hope.

Oct 02

askreznov asked: -wakes up- h-hello? Jane?

*scurries about around you, speaks in an incomprehensible language, then runs a claw-like finger down your body*

Yes this is Jane.

Come closer i’m scared.

Aug 30

askoperator asked: Care for a spot of tea?

Well you are going to have to put one of your tendrils to work because I can’t hold that shit. Kinda got an Edward Scissor Hands thing going on here.